The truth about October 12, 2012 (and a very self centered post.)

So, after realizing tomorrow is not only my birthday, but an anniversary also, I was inspired to spread the word about the true identity of October 12, 2012.

First off, we have the birth of a seventeen year old girl named Rachel. She was born in Grapevine Texas, a small town just north of Ft. Worth. Her parents were Douglas and Michelle, married on June third, 1988. She was preceeded by her two older brothers, Andrew, two years and six months older than her, and James, thirteen months older. Following her birth were her two younger sisters, Mary Grace, nine years and ten months younger, and Abigail, 7 years and 10 months younger.
Rachel's life was a simple one. She was homeschooled since preschool, and so was given oppertunities many did not have.
Creativity was her forte. Drawing expressed those words she couldn't form in her mind, and music became her vice.
Movies and food top the list of likes, but to many things lay in wait on her list of dislikes to discuss now.
Friends would come and go, but there were those who stuck by her. When she truely loves, she never stops. She may fight, she may say hurtful things, but she never stops loving you. Passion follows her in whatever she takes part in. Dreams of white knights, riches and love follow her wherever she goes. She may be very different, but she is very like you or me. She wants to grow up, to fall in love, to have a happy life. That is only half way through now, so wait she must. (Waiting is not something Rachel is very good at....)

On to the next subject.
Tomorrow is the day that Douglas and Michelle had their first daughter. She was a surprise to them because they had been expecting a son, and had already picked out the names John or Peter, possibly a few more. Fortunatly, they had the name Rachel prepaired, as that was what they were going to name their first son if he had been a girl.

The twelfth of October was a day of new beginnings, because that is essentially when Rachel and Ashley became best friends. That was the start to many adventures in their lives, such as spilling red nail polish on the bathroom floor and covering it with a rug (very effective), resulting in a two day grounding. Possibly one of the most horrible punishments to happen to a six year old.
Ashley had to make a big move to South Carolina, which was very hard for the two friends, for they grew up very close, litterally and figurativly. She had lived around the coner from Rachel for six years. The seperation was difficult, but the friendship still persisted, for God had bigger plans for the two friends.

Josh Hutcherson, popular American actor who played Peeta in the increadible book-series-turned-movie "The Hunger Games" has the privlage of sharing his birthday with none other than the focus of this blog post, Rachel. Preceeding the two young adults is the admirable Kirk Cameron (American actor) and Hugh Jackman (yet again, another American actor).

October twelfth was the increadible day that Columbus discovered America! The country you're in right now (probably).

Ok I am to lazy to continue writing, and this was supposed to be posted on my birthday, but I am stupid and forget things. The end.

Being happy randomness.

If you don't know this already, tomorrow is my birthday. The result is me being happy. Also, I have not spent very much money of mine at all, so I am very excited because I have a lot of money and I get to go shopping this weekend! Not to mention I am going with one of my best friends of......(I am counting hold on)...about ten years holy guacamoleh! I didn't even realize that... to funny!

That also reminds me, not only is tomorrow my birthday, but the 17th anniversary of bestfriendship of me and the greatest thing to happen to me, Ashley <3.
Ours was truely a match made in heaven. I believe down to the moment we were conceived, was God planning our friendship.
Ashley is pretty much the biggest blessing that has ever happened to me. No exaggeration. She seriously has helped me in more ways then anyone else could. It would take me weeks to list the numerous times she has really changed the way I look at life, or helped me calm down, or help me realize whats going on from other peoples points of view. She is honest, loyal and loving. I never deserved her and never will, so I thank God constantly for his gift of my best friend.
Aww now I want to write an entire blog post about my increadible best friend, but  I know she would probably not like that being the perfect humble person that she is :)

Want to know how a girl thinks after an all nighter? Read this:

Dear loyal readers,

I feel bad for not having posted in a while, so while this may not be as riveting and inspiring as I intend my other blogs to be, it is something for you to read, and hopefully, laugh at :) (also, its filler so y'all know I am not dead haha)
At the moment, my body is running off of absolutly zero sleep. I cannot express how much I am looking forward to getting home and going to sleep.
If you can believe it, I currently have one line of thoughts, not three hundred as women most often have. One line of thought. I might want to mention that the line is a very short line.
I honestly did not know that "y'all" was a conjunction.....I mean......CONTRACTION....I think. Anywho, I thought it was all one word for the longest time. I thought it was spelled "yall" with no apostrophy. (I hope I spelled that right. The format of the blog I am on has no spell check). Either way, it should be all one word.



OOOH MY GOSH THIS PUPPY IS SOOOOOOOOO CUTE! I don't care if you are a boy or a girl or gay or straight or a mouse. This is to freaking cute. TO CUTE! I want to......idk. I can't think of anything cute to do with it.

DUDE IRON MAN IS SOOOOO COOOOOOLLL!! I would SO LOVE to be him.


Do you see how awesome he is? He is just like, the coolest dude ever. ASIDE (That is) from Batman and *eh heh hemmmm* CAPTAIN Jack sparrow.



Whoevers kids these are, thanks. Your kids are super cute. (I found the picture on the internet duuuuuhhhh. I didn't go searching through your great aunt Rosa's pictures of you)
Which reminds me.......Heath Ledger, thanks for being awesome. You were Gabriel, The Joker, and William thatcher. I love ALL of those movies (mainly because you are awesome, and because Batman is just cool. And you are cool. If I had to be a villain.....well a dude villain (cause I would be catwoman)....well bane is pretty awesome too...........)



You can't say that isn't cool. I mean, he even has KNEE PADS! That guy must be into some serious gardening!! I can't garden for crap. It is pretty sad that the most evil villain on Batman can garden better than me. And he was born and raised in a pit. Hows that for shame?
Shame. I wonder what the root word for that is? I don't know. On a search through the internet, I found this:

1. A painful emotion caused by a strong sense of guilt, embarrassment, unworthiness, or disgrace.
2. Capacity for such a feeling: Have you no shame?

SOOOO Yeah. I gave up on the whole root words thing.

Roots remind me of potatos......I'm hungry....... If someone made me a steak dinner, I would probably be their automatic best friend.

I swear my head must be half my weight. My hair is so thick and I am super tired and I am sure that has sooooomething to do with my weight. Do you think this font makes me look fat? Trick question. We all know its the whole blog that makes me look fat.

What is the point of playing draw something if you are only going to write the word I have to guess? Then its not guessing is it? I guess not.

I am bored of this. I hope your head didn't explode while reading this. Mine did.

Herping Derp Derpington.

Derp derping her mah derp derp. Derp herp Derpette Herpington herp derp derp mah herp derp. "Meh.". herp derp herpy treez. Herp derp and herp derp herping der hur derp herp.  Are yur ar pirarte? Herp derpington wars herping arlurng wern her wers arterckerd bur ar bur. Bertmarn wers sarvirng teh wurldz. Merty wers durping arlong whern ourt of nerwerz cerm a derlerionz arnd berf lerst hers sprts plyr burk arnd gortz mard art merty. Derp herp derp herp derpinginginging herp mah derp herp derp herping derp! Burkfurst ehrt turfernurz werz er gurd murver. Herp derp herp herp derp herp mah derp cheerzburgr? Herp derp herp derp herp derp herp derp herp sterwarz derp herp derp, herping derp derp herp. Derpette mah herp derp durde derp derp mah herping de derp herp.

Herp de da derping herp herp "Herp derp derping herp herp." Derp Herpina Derpington. Cheerzburgurs iz good. Meow.

Derper derpde falalalala derp derp. Derpina Hooves derp derp herp de derp cheerzburgr herp derp. Herp-a-derp herping derp. Jonas Derptherz. Jurztin Derp. Derp herp herping derpa de de derpaherp. Herpez.

"Erhmergerd. Erm ern ther erlyrmpircs" anrd "er wernt ar cheerzerburger".Ir knerwz mur aburt sterwerz tehn yur dur. "Uhr mry gurd, a prin prong burl!" Ehr mur gurd, ehrm a lerma.

Irf yur ar stirll rurdung therz, gurd fur yur. Yur prurburbly harv nur lirf. Or yur hurs a serkrut crursh urn mer. Curn yur evrn undrshtandingz thurz? Wern tur nur a surkrut? Ehrm teh burtmurnz.

Ferscer and servern yurz argo er ferthers brurght ferth ern thers cernternernt a nerw nerntern, Cerncerverned ern lerberter ernd derdercerterd tur ther perpernpurertern (urbvererersly mursperlerd) thurt erll mern were crerarted erquerl.

Ehrm behrd urv thurs.

herp derpinginginging herp mah derp herp derp herping derp! Herp derp herp herp derp herp mah derp cheerzburgr?

Ferfty Sherdz uhrv Guhrey.

Whern lertererture sterdernt ernershterzia shtereler gers ter ernterverw yerng ernterpernerer chererstern gehrey, sher erncernters er mern her ers berterferl, berllerernt, ernd erntremerderterng.

Ther ernwerldlry, ernnercernt erner ers stertlerd ter rerlerze sher wernt therz mern ernd, dersperte hers ernergmerterc rerserve, fernds sher ers derspererte ter gert clerse ter herm.

ernerble ter rerserst erner's quiert berty, wert, arnd ernderperndernt sperert, Grey erdmerts her wernts her, ter—burt orn hers erwn termz. Ther Ernd.

Ner ner ner tur the perwer erf a burnch mur erquerls bertmernz.

Derp derping her mah derp derp. Derp herp Derpette Herpington herp derp derp mah herp derp. "Meh.".

Broken phones and technology overload

My phone is broken. And it sucks. I feel lame because I am sooooo attached to my phone, but I mean really? How many of us could really go a few regular days without missing our connection to the world? This world is pretty much completely dependent on technology, so you can't really be frustrated when your friend is dying without her phone. For example, how many of us can even go to the store without using some sort of electrical device? Street lights, cash registers, your phone because someone is guaranteed to call and say "Don't forget milk!" or "Can you buy some ice cream?" (<---- that would be me haha). It's not really a bad thing to be somewhat reliant on technology, just to much of a good thing is too much of a good thing. Technology makes every day life so much easier, so what we do with our extra time is the important part. If we're wasting our extra time on selfish and stupid things, that isn't technology's fault. It's ours. We are the ones in control of our own lives. We may feel like technology rules, and that someday computers will take over the world. But that's only if we let that happen. We have the power to shut the TV off, to put down our phones (in my case, drop it in soda) and take away our kids video games. It drives me crazy to hear parents getting all mad at some kid who can't get there nose out of their phones, when they are pacifying their three year old with their Ipad. Get off your butt and do something, or don't be upset when your kid grows up to not be able to handle real world problems because they spent all their time being shut up by angry birds. Life happens, and you can't fix it with a phone. Life happens, so we need that connection to other people, or the chance to express ourselves to the world. Life happens, so we need to think about what is the better decision, what is going to have the better consequences?

Palm trees in central Texas

Need I say more? I am sure you all know that palm trees are native to the coastal area, so when I am driving through Houston and see big huge palm trees, it frustrates me. It's like having a pool in Minnesota. Looks nice, but doesn't fit. Or wearing a tiara with old jeans and a polo. I need to make a list of my pet peeves. I am sure you would like to spend your precious time reading a 10,000,000,000 item list of things that annoy me to no end.

How the singleness of Johnny Depp is vital to my survival

JOHNNY DEPP IS SINGLE!!!!!!!!
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Yes I know, I have absolutely (almost) no chance with him, but I WILL NOT GIVE UP FAITH!! See me and monsieur John Christopher Depp have a special connection. We both have brains and personalities that NOBODY can figure out, we both have fatial hair (kidding, I don't have a goatee) and we're both boys (kidding I am a girl). As you can see, we are obviously meant for eachother as we have SO much in common. Plus, I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him (yes I just quoted twilight, but don't get me wrong, I am NOT a fan, I am just cool like that). But, in accordance to my blog post title, you must want to know how his singleness is vital to my survival. Well I am of course sad that things had  to end, BUT, as I am so in love with him, I am excededingly happy to be able to participate in this open season.

"But Rachel! You still haven't told us how Johnny Depp's singleness is oh-so-VITAL to your survival! Are you just another young and stupid teenage girl who claims she will DIE if so-and-so will not return her temporary unsatisfactory affection?!"

NO! As I was saying before you RUDELY inturrupted, not only am I excedeingly happy to be able to participate in this open season, but to continue my uncomfortable stay on this earth, I must have my chance to woo him. My proof of that being; I have never been so in love with a celebrity, as most of them are pathetic dramatic selfish stupid snooki's who don't know what life is. Anywho, there is proof that you can die of heart break. Your body shuts down because you have no desire to live anymore. Now I am not so childish that I would let my body shut down if I do not marry Johnny Depp, (Dying of heartbreak is not on my list of approved ways to die. Which I promise I will make.)
 *GASP! I didn't know there was an option to NOT marry him!* but I fear if I had never got the chance to try my hand (well, that's just an expression) at catching the attention one of the greatest actors to walk this earth, I would have soon collapsed in a heap of bones and bodily parts.

So there you have it, a testiment to the violence of my love for John Christopher Depp (got a little Jane Austin there LOL), and the legitimate reasons for my dependancy on his relationship status.

Mispronouncification

Does it concern anyone else when people cannot pronounce simple words? Such as 'gravel' (pronounced grah-vul). I have heard it pronounced 'gray-vul'. Wrong. It's a simple word in the English language. How do you get that wrong? How about Justin Bieber (pronounced Bee-bur)? I have heard it pronounced 'bye-bur'. THAT IS WRONG! Let me first say, I am in no way a Justin fan. I am not a hater, but certainly not a fan (especially of his new song 'boyfriend' but that is for a different post).  As I was saying, how can you possibly mispronounce his name?! He is on the TV practically 24/7! And how about hearing other people saying his name? Or others correcting your mistakes? The whole point of this post is because I am losing faith in humanity. If you are so uneducated that you cannot pronounce simple words in the English language correctly, you should NOT be reproducing. Lord help us.

I guess I just had to post this because I am somewhat of a grammar Nazi. I am horrible at spelling and make frequent mistakes in grammar, but please, pronounce simple words correctly.

Genisis

 So! I am about the most random person you're gonna meet.

I am writing this blog cause sometimes I just have to scream and talk and be random, and I don't know what to do with my self this summer. The last blog I tried writing took a nose dive into the great wall of china. So I hope this one takes off.
My inspiration for this was my best friend, cuz she is super awesome and crazy cute <3 SOOOOO I guess all I have to say now is ENJOY <3